I'm Lily. I'm 18. Monday was porn day for a while, but I kind of stopped.
I love garters, tattoos, and kind people.
Cassie and I are not fucking; stop bugging us about it.
Once, I thought I was clever and responded to asks with drawings
(previously lilyofthepen, index-finger, --thunder, and thunder--)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Terrible Tipper of the Day: Twitter @FutureExBanker says (by way of Eater): “my jerk boss tips exactly 1%” because he loathes the 99%.” He also apparently felt the need to tell True Food Kitchen server Breanna to “get a real job.”
I think it’s high time someone occupied his ass with their foot.
[eater.]
I have never understood the concept of tips. My country doesn’t have tips, so I am so thoroughly confused why it is...
This came out as being a fake, read up:...
Quick, Internet. There is his signature. Take ALL THE CREDIT CARD INFO AND SIGN WITH IT!
gah, as a waiter i fucking hated the people like that.
slowly losing faith in humanity. slowly but surely.
I’m so sick of seeing this. THIS WAS A HOAX. It’s called photoshop/
just say, wonderful commentary.
This is fake. I posted a link yesterday from the smoking gun that said the real check was $33 and the tip was $7.