January 2012
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sleepundressed:
911-pleasehold:
want to get shitfaced!
love me!
make me drunk!
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want to get shitfaced!
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sleepundressed:
911-pleasehold:
sleepundressed:
911-pleasehold:
wiiiiish i was geeeeetting druuuuunkkkk
come to indiana with vodka and wine
alternatively have a sleepover with me soon and let’s get crizzunk
alternative plan: get at my house now
alternative plan: hate self
wiiiiish i was geeeeetting druuuuunkkkk
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Anonymous asked: lily is the princess queen of everything. this is maggie. tumblr won't let me ask things if i'm signed in which is really dumb but shit happens so yes hello. Happy New Year!
i keep taking the fucking queen of spades.
hate everything.
December 2011
nosound-butthewind:
Now this hipster Harry potter douche went and unliked all of the posts that he/she liked before, trying to make me look like a crazy mother fucker… bitches these days.
makes me wanna creep and then uncreep
h0ckeymom:
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
marialelaina:
i had a dream last night and in it i just recapped hp&the deathly hallows p:2 and how much i liked it
????
wakingthegoldenwood:
“Stop fighting this,” e whispered, gently stroking a finger down the side of tumblr’s cheek. He flinched, but didn’t recoil as vehemently as e had expected, so he continued, rubbing soothing patterns onto the familiar blue skin.
“Don’t you see? We’re meant to be together.”
And maybe tumblr did see, deep down. But that didn’t stop him from glaring because it hurt, it always...
4. Be more open to people. Make friends. See the...
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Whoa there! Please wait an hour before asking any...
near—sighted:
FUCK YOU TUMBLR
I FEEL LIKE ROMEO AND FUCKING JULIET TRYING TO FUCKING TALK TO MARIAL AND YOU’RE THE FUCKING CAPULETS AND THE MONTAGUES AND SHIT UGHHHHH FUCK
nosound-butthewind:
WHO IN THE FUCK IS HIPSTER-HARRY-POTTER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
this makes me want to create another tumblr and go around creeping on my friends
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“More and more, it feels like I’m doing a really bad impersonation of myself.”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via holliann)
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
How teens and adults text
tomatoshades:
jakeenglishswaifu:
singlepixelsmiles:
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
erikrefreshingbeveragerage replied to your photo: watching limitless by myself with a camelbak full…
oh dude when you said camelbak i thought you meant like the thing bikers wear on their backs with tubes attaching to your mouth and that you were just drinking it like that
next time i drink by myself i will do exactly that
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
bitches
i am druuunk
guys send me messagess
ellen i love you
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goal for the night:
be shitfaced by the time dani, destiny, and riley get back from subway